《耍大牌》是蔡依林演唱的一首歌曲，于2009年3月6日发行，收录于专辑《J世纪Jeneration大牌》中。
歌曲歌词
boy tel: hello babe!
my moblie was out of battery yesterday
everything goes fine. i'll call you back later,
ok? love, bye!
(come on. yeah! what's you say girl?)
耍大牌不是每个人都有爱的免死金牌
耍大牌太over就被淘汰机会不会重来
你说冷笑话还牙缝卡着青菜
大家笑的很High别以为很精彩
我想晚点跟着姐妹玩点小牌
顺便聊聊是否应该把你淘汰
耍大牌最好你统统'隆哉'不懂不要瞎掰
(come on please tell me why)
耍大牌眉眉角角很多还嫌别人比你拽
(come on honey give me love)
rap:just wanna love you girl all night long
baby girl don't get me wrong
you're the one that i'm thinking of
doing these things in da name of love
ain't fronfin? so don't forget it
when i said i love you girl you know i meant it
after all is said and done you'll always be my no.1
你说男人不使坏女人不爱(hmm)
请问你到底是活在几零年代?(what?)
女生喜欢名牌更甚于耍大牌
爱情世界已经由女生来主宰(oh! my princess baby)
真心说出来(yeah)真心就表白(that's right)
这样无辜又可爱的大牌我才会去爱!
耍大牌不是每个人都有
爱的免死金牌(yeah! are you ready to love)
耍大牌太over就被淘汰机会不会重来（机会不会重来）
耍大牌再继续装腔作怪(do you wanna love baby)
你不是我的type(come on show me let me know)
girl tel: hi babe! out of battery, again?
i bet you'll say it's the same old problem....ok.
so.... call me. back bye!
baby let me feel your love~~
rap:just wanna love you girl all night long
baby girl don't get me wrong
you're the one that i'm thinking of
doing these things in da name of love
ain't fronfin? so don't forget it
when i said i love you girl you know i meant it
after all is said and done you'll always be my no.1
耍大牌也要懂得体贴我才爱!
牙齿有菜渣笑起来傻傻很可爱
耍耍帅也懂得搞笑才最厉害
这样耍大牌我才愿意去爱
耍大牌不是每个人都有
爱的免死金牌(are you ready to love)
耍大牌太over就会被淘汰机会不会重来（机会不会重来）
耍大牌免爱金牌罚一张别想消遥在外
耍大牌免死金牌给一张都只是因为爱